Fifty Shades of (it’s not easy being) Green: After chapters and chapters of unresolved tension that culminates in Kermit the Frog showing up in Seattle, Christian finds himself competing for Ana’s attention—and warding off a hungry Ms. Piggy. Later, all four of them canoodle with the Swedish Chef and Rowlf. Yikes. (Photo: Getty Images) ? Kerner said. sounds and a removable dumpster.