读逸立兄之《肥臀篇》有感
读逸立兄之《肥臀篇》有感
读完逸兄之《肥臀篇》,总有鱼鲠在喉,不吐不快的感觉。恰逢一MM发来一篇与Ass有关的短文,现贴于此,与诸位共赏。
This equation should be taught in all math classes!
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
Let's all work at getting to 118%!!
This equation should be taught in all math classes!
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
Let's all work at getting to 118%!!
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评论源自: 逸立 · http://www.westca.com/blogs/blog_yili.php
哎呀好文好文!多谢多谢!多谢如歌兄弟!真是英雄所见,殊途同归,一归到底。让我们携起手来共同努力,为达到118%而奋斗吧!啊!
05-03-22 @ 17:30
评论源自: NAOMI
05-03-23 @ 07:01
评论源自: 麦坷 · http://www.westca.com/blogs/blog_u1384.php
评论源自: 逸立 · http://www.westca.com/blogs/blog_yili.php
哎呀好文好文!多谢多谢!多谢如歌兄弟!真是英雄所见,殊途同归,一归到底。让我们携起手来共同努力,为达到118%而奋斗吧!啊!
05-03-22 @ 17:30
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老汉的功夫比我厉害,有机会还要向你讨教呢。
哎呀好文好文!多谢多谢!多谢如歌兄弟!真是英雄所见,殊途同归,一归到底。让我们携起手来共同努力,为达到118%而奋斗吧!啊!
05-03-22 @ 17:30
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老汉的功夫比我厉害,有机会还要向你讨教呢。
05-03-23 @ 16:38
评论源自: 麦坷 · http://www.westca.com/blogs/blog_u1384.php
评论源自: anniezhang · http://www.westca.com/blogs/blog_anniezhang/index.html
05-03-22 @ 18:04
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05-03-23 @ 16:39
评论源自: 麦坷 · http://www.westca.com/blogs/blog_u1384.php
评论源自: 荔子 · http://www.westca.com/blogs/blog_plk.php
麦坷,你是逸立的知音哦!
05-03-22 @ 20:53
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荔子,我是逸立的粉丝,他的文章我能不捧场?
麦坷,你是逸立的知音哦!
05-03-22 @ 20:53
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荔子,我是逸立的粉丝,他的文章我能不捧场?
05-03-23 @ 16:41
评论源自: 铁马冰河
来转了好几圈,看了半天都是洋字码。哈。看来得恶补洋文啊。哈。
05-04-07 @ 21:47
评论源自: 紫贝壳
今天,一不小心走到你这儿.既然来了就坐了下来.没有看懂洋洋洒洒的洋文,却很喜欢那些黑黑白白的照片.希望能多看到一些,是不是有一点点的贪心?
06-09-13 @ 11:18
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因为这是心里的歌,歌里珍藏着一个故事,一个梦想,一段岁月,一个朋友,一段情感。歌是永远的朋友,无论在什么时候,什么地方,总能送来大海的宽阔,森林的静谧,山谷的回响。