new leader of China(笑话布什)

George Bush: Condie! Nice to see you! What's happening?

Condeleeza Rice: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China

Bush: Great, lay it on me.
Rice: Hu is the leader of China
Bush: That's what I want to know
Rice: That's what I am telling you
Bush: That's what I am asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Rice: Yes
Bush: I mean the fellow's name!
Rice: Hu
Bush:The guy in China
Rice: Hu!
Bush: The new leader of China
Rice: Hu!!
Bush: THE CHINAMAN!
Rice: Hu is leading China now!
Bush: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Rice: I am telling you Hu is leading China
Bush: Well, I am asking you. Who is leading China?
Rice: That's the man's name!
Bush: That's who's name?
Rice: YES!
Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Rice: Yes, Sir.
Bush: Yassir?? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East!?
Rice: That's correct
Bush: Then who is in China?
Rice: Yes, Sir.
Bush: Yassir is in China?
Rice: No, Sir!
Bush: Then who is??
Rice: Yes, Sir.
Bush: YASSIR??
Rice: NO, SIR!
Bush: Look, Condi: I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone
Rice: Kofi?
Bush: No, thanks.
Rice: You want Kofi?
Bush: NO!
Rice: You don't want Kofi.
Bush: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Rice: Yes, Sir.
Bush: NOT YASSIR! The guys at the U.N.!
Rice: Kofi?
Bush: MILK! Will you please make the call?
Rice: And call who?
Bush: Who is the guy at the U.N.?
Rice: Hu is the guy in China!
Bush: Will you stay out of China!
Rice: Yes, Sir.
Bush: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Rice: Kofi
Bush: ALL RIGHT! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Rice nimmt den Hoerer und waehlt)
Rice: Rice, here
Bush: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East...